《語錄5》之I Dreamed a Dream
我: 尋晚訓得好唔好呀，阿仔?
唐小B: 好呀! 我發左個夢呀。
我: 係咩？ 發左咩夢呀?
唐小B: 我發夢見到朝頭早。
我: 唔。咁仲有D咩呀?
唐小B: 我夢見iPad。
我: iPad? 點解夢見iPad既?
唐小B: 係呀! 我夢見今日係星期X，我可以玩iPad嘛!
我們規定了一星期只有某一天，唐小B可以玩iPad…
《語錄6》之衝上雲霄
我: 唐小B，第日你想唔想搭飛機呀?
唐小B: 想呀! 想呀!
我: 咁你想坐飛機去邊度呀? 不如我地去紐約? 去倫敦? (唐小B只識幾個外國城市)
唐小B: 不如我地去Uncle Sam住果度啦!
我: 哈哈，你係咪想講紐西蘭呀?
Uncle Sam係唐小B表舅父，在紐西蘭居住，佢地只係見過3次面，但對上一次表舅父來香港探我地，唐小B同表舅父一齊玩iPad玩得好開心。
《語錄7》
之唔准媽咪食菜
TSB: Mom, can I
carry TSSB (i.e. 細佬唐小小B)?
Me: No, you
can’t. He’s too heavy for you right now.
TSB: How about
when I grow bigger?
Me: Yes, if you
are bigger, you can carry your brother.
So, re我mber to eat more health food, they help you grow.
TSB: You grow so
big, Mammy!
Me: Err
(!!!!)…..yes……
TSB: And you are
so old now!
Me:
(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)………..em………..em…….
TSB: You grow
older and older! You hair will fall off!
Me: (!!!!)…yes,
when I am very old, my hair will fall off.
TSB: But I don’t
want your hair to fall off, Mammy!
Me: OK…
TSB: Mammy, DON’T eat too much healthy food. DON’T
eat too much vegetables, you remember that !
Me: (laugh) But everyone’s hair will fall of
when they are old. And people die when
they are very old.
TSB: I don’t want
you to die, Mammy! DON’T EAT TOO MUCH VEGETABLES!
Me: (laugh) OK, I promise I will not die
now.
TSB: DON’T EAT TOO MUCH VEGETABLES!
