2014年8月21日 星期四

唐小B趣談錄2014 (下)



《語錄5》之I Dreamed a Dream

 

: 尋晚訓得好唔好呀,阿仔?

唐小B: 好呀! 我發左個夢呀。

: 係咩? 發左咩夢呀?

唐小B: 我發夢見到朝頭早。

: 唔。咁仲有D咩呀?

唐小B: 我夢見iPad

: iPad? 點解夢見iPad?

唐小B: 係呀! 我夢見今日係星期X,我可以玩iPad!

 

我們規定了一星期只有某一天,唐小B可以玩iPad…

 

 

《語錄6》之衝上雲霄

 

: 唐小B,第日你想唔想搭飛機呀?

唐小B: 想呀! 想呀!

: 咁你想坐飛機去邊度呀? 不如我地去紐約? 去倫敦? (唐小B只識幾個外國城市)

唐小B: 不如我地去Uncle Sam住果度啦!

: 哈哈,你係咪想講紐西蘭呀?

 

Uncle Sam係唐小B表舅父,在紐西蘭居住,佢地只係見過3次面,但對上一次表舅父來香港探我地,唐小B同表舅父一齊玩iPad玩得好開心。

 



《語錄7 之唔准媽咪食菜

TSB: Mom, can I carry TSSB (i.e. 細佬唐小小B)?

Me: No, you can’t.  He’s too heavy for you right now.

TSB: How about when I grow bigger?

Me: Yes, if you are bigger, you can carry your brother.  So, rember to eat more health food, they help you grow. 

TSB: You grow so big, Mammy!

Me: Err (!!!!)…..yes……

TSB: And you are so old now!

Me: (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)………..em………..em…….

TSB: You grow older and older!  You hair will fall off!

Me: (!!!!)…yes, when I am very old, my hair will fall off.

TSB: But I don’t want your hair to fall off, Mammy! 

Me: OK…

TSB: Mammy, DON’T eat too much healthy food.  DON’T eat too much vegetables, you remember that !

Me: (laugh) But everyone’s hair will fall of when they are old.  And people die when they are very old.

TSB: I don’t want you to die, Mammy!  DON’T EAT TOO MUCH VEGETABLES!

Me: (laugh) OK, I promise I will not die now.

TSB: DON’T EAT TOO MUCH VEGETABLES!

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